feltfearless:

                    Abort. Crap. Mission failed. 

          [ text ; sms —- Lyds ] My mental status is just fine. 
          [ text ; sms —- Lyds ] I was totally talking about the public education system. 
          [ text ; sms —- Lyds ] Really don’t need you to play shrink thanks. 

          [ text ; sms —- stiles ] It’s not like I’m an expert on this or anything,
          [ text ; sms —- stiles ] But– how about we stop acting like I’m stupid.
          [ text ; sms —- stiles ] And discuss your problems like semi-rational adults. 

feltfearless:

          [ text ; sms —- Lyds ] I mean obviously. 
          [ text ; sms —- Lyds ] What else would I be talking about?

                                             And hes the master of going with the flow. 

          [ text ; sms —- stiles ] Your mental status.
          [ text ; sms —- stiles ] I’m perfectly prepared to play therapist if you need me to.

{ mind your own business,
said everyone everywhere.
it’s a good thing lydia’s never
listened, isn’t it? }

feltfearless:

          [ text ; sms —- ??? ] I don’t know how much longer I can do this… 
          [ text ; sms —- ??? ] Every day just ends up sucking more than the one before.

          [ text ; sms —- stiles ] You do mean the public education system, right?
          [ text ; sms —- stiles ] They just keep dumbing everything down.  I’m worried about the future.

{ oh lydia, aren’t you the
master of avoiding the
obvious? }

xplameni:

( text: lydia martin ) Lydia, you know full well I am busy working.
( text: lydia martin ) but, i’m sure the sheriff will let me clock off early.

{ text ; deputy do me } Busy can have two different meanings. Busy with me or busy with paperwork. I know which one I prefer. Do you?
{ text ; deputy do me } Oh good. I thought I was going to have to do everything all by myself.

xplameni

{ text ; deputy do me } See, don’t tell me that you’re busy working when I’m naked and home alone .
{ text ; deputy do me } It makes me less inclined to repeat my offer again.

Text → Deputy Parrish (xplameni)

xplameni:

( text sent to: martin, l. ) Hmmm, how about 50? Oh, no, the infinite amount sounds better. You can have as many kisses as you want, Lydia. & hey, my kisses are not good, they’re great.

{ text sent to; deputy do-me } All of them, of course. That is the amount I want. Great? I will be the judge of that, soldier!

Text → Deputy Parrish (xplameni)

xplameni:

( text sent to; martin. l. ) I’m pretty sure we would too. Oh, really? How many kisses? I’m sure I can comply to this method of payment.

{ text sent to; deputy do-me } I want really good kisses too. So how about eight? A nice even number. Or should it be twelve? Or an infinite amount of kisses?

Text → Deputy Parrish (xplameni)

xplameni:

( text sent to; martin, l. ) I presume I will be able to, yes. Yeah, you know, I don’t think the Sheriff’s eaten either.

{ text sent to; deputy do-me } I’m pretty sure that you two would starve without me. I expect kisses as payment, you know. :)

Text → Deputy Parrish (xplameni)

xplameni:

( text sent to; martin, l. ) Hm, perhaps we would’ve. Nah, don’t worry about it. You could always just bring yourself? I’ll be fine, though. I’ve gone longer periods without food. 

{ text sent to; deputy do-me } I think that you can last a little longer without me. But what if I get Stiles to drop off something for you and the Sheriff?

Text → Deputy Parrish (xplameni)

xplameni:

( text sent to; martin, l. ) I guess I did, but if I’d have stayed there, we’d have never met. I like spaghetti, but honestly I’d probably eat anything you made. I haven’t eaten all day.

{ text sent to; deputy do-me } We probably would have. Fate has a way of doing funny things to bring people together. – Do you want me to bring you something real quick? It’s going to be a while until seven and you probably shouldn’t be hungry while on the job. It clouds judgement.